bubblexscum:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

I find sitting on their faces shuts them up nicely.

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

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nerdjpg:

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

thanks science side of tumblr

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cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

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nirvanahistory:

If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
Kurt Cobain

nirvanahistory:

If you’re really a mean person you’re going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Kurt Cobain

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I’m Madison Montgomery. I make seven million dollars a picture. I have two Teen Choice Awards. My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. I am a millennial. Generation Y; born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering. And that’s the rub of all this, isn’t it? I can’t feel shit. I can’t feel anything.

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freemindfreebody:

nutritionalbeauty:

alwaysdreamyy:

LAURA PREPON IS SO DAMN HOT

Future wife

Nope, sorry, I saw her first.

freemindfreebody:

nutritionalbeauty:

alwaysdreamyy:

LAURA PREPON IS SO DAMN HOT

Future wife

Nope, sorry, I saw her first.

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